A GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR ALL NATIONALISTS!
THE BAGEL GUILLOTINE!
For all those real Nationalists who have become fed-up with the daily ranting of Lee ‘Bagel’ Barnes and his increasingly unpopular multicultural diatribes and pro-Israeli sentiments, here’s the ideal gift!
Show how much you dislike his un-nationalist thoughts and love of Israel by cutting up bagels with this ‘Bagel Guillotine”. Imagine it’s ‘Bagel Barnes’s head that is being sliced off by the razor-sharp guillotine as you pop in the bagel and slice – ‘Vive la revolution!’, sparing your own fingers in the process.
Since Jews love bagels and are a symbol of Jewish culture we thought that nationalists could perhaps show their contempt for Zionism and Israel’s aggressive policies by beheading a bagel in style.
Just because ‘Bagel Barnes’ has started his very own new BNP Mark II with its inclusive multicultural ideology doesn’t mean that ‘Bagel’ Barnes is now immune from criticism and contempt.
Show him and his Zionist friends just how much you dislike them – buy a ‘bagel Guillotine’ today?
Bagel Guillotine Special Edition Coordinates beautifully with today’s contemporary kitchen colour themes, especially black and stainless steel. With the same superior slicing performance, easy clean up and safety features as the original model, this new colour is an elegant upscale alternative. Bagel Guillotine is the fastest, safest and easiest way to slice bagels. Xylan coated blade for smooth slicing and durability. The Special Edition will slice one handed and has received the American Society on Aging Silver Award! It doesn’t get any faster, safer or easier.
Look what satisfied buyers have said about the Bagel Guillotine:
“If you love bagels, you’ll love this product. It’s stylish, simple and efficient.”
“Not too much to say. Paid for it on a Tuesday arrived on a Thursday opened packaging popped a bagel and nicely did the job first time. Have arrived in bagel bliss and can now manage bagels myself w/o having to pester my wife to risk her hands cutting my breakfast bagels.”
“A little bit expensive for what it is but certainly worth the convenience as once bought should last for eons.”
Then for the real bagel lover there is also ‘The Bagel: The Surprising History of a Modest Bread’ by M Balinska.
Here’s what reviewer said about this remarkable book:
“One thing however that has kept us together is out love for all things bagel. If you or someone you love is a bagelist like me then this is the ideal gift. This book gives you a real insight into a world in which many of us are secluded from entering. The world of the bagel, the title suggests modest bread but after a few chapters you will find it hard to call the bagel anything but spectacular.”
No “Bagel Barnes’s” were harmed in the production of this article. 🙂