Police have launched a nationwide hunt for the missing turban of Mr Singh (the B.N.P.s first OFFICIAL ethnic member)
They are very concerned for its health and well being.
Chief Inspector Mike “the hat” Bowler, head of the recently formed Section Headwear International Tracing dept. (S.H.I.T.). said yesterday:
“This is the sixth turban reported missing this week, we fear that the notorious criminal nicknamed the “Turbinator” has come out of retirement, it’s a very worrying development he added”.
“If any members of the public spot the missing turban they are urged to call S.H.I.T. immediately” “We don’t want this escalating into an international incident” he added.