It was asked for in the comments section, so fill yer boots.
The best comments will be put up here. Enjoy.
In no particular order:
“‘Don’t touch the vindaloo, Mr Singhs dog’s gone missing'”
“‘It’s alright for you, pal…but I’ve got two more Bar Mizvahs in the morning.”
“Look mate its true ! a gypsy once told me i would become an attorney then again she also said mark collett will be the next prime minister.”
A late addition and one of the best:
“‘Quick mate, cover your crotch up – there’s a photographer about.
Don’t let ’em see that you’ve got no balls'”