Caption time. Updated.

It was asked for in the comments section, so fill yer boots.
The best comments will be put up here. Enjoy.

In no particular order:

“‘Don’t touch the vindaloo, Mr Singhs dog’s gone missing'”

“‘It’s alright for you, pal…but I’ve got two more Bar Mizvahs in the morning.”

“Look mate its true ! a gypsy once told me i would become an attorney then again she also said mark collett will be the next prime minister.”

A late addition and one of the best:

“‘Quick mate, cover your crotch up – there’s a photographer about.
Don’t let ’em see that you’ve got no balls'”

R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O.

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30 thoughts on “Caption time. Updated.

  1. Anonymous

    'And that one used to be on the jam jar''Hey…that's old school…any more of that and you'll be standing on a chair with an 'I is a racist innit' sign around your neck'

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  2. Anonymous

    This statement has just been put out by Griffin, I hope he's not trying to put ideas in the Equality Commission's head? “The failure to complete their statement of claim in seven days either means that they are slow or more likely that they seek to reset the original claim to allege that the BNP’s policies make it impossible for ethnics to join, no matter what the membership criteria say,” Race Police Fail to Make Court Case DeadlineThe Equalities and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) today failed to meet its seven-day deadline to respond to the British National Party’s amended constitution as ordered by the court.The EHRC’s failure to complete its review of the constitution within the period set down was confirmed this afternoon when an email was sent to the party from the race police’s offices advising that they had been unable to complete their statement of claim in time.“This is remarkable considering they have access to 70 taxpayer-funded lawyers,” BNP leader Nick Griffin MEP said tonight.The court had ruled that once the BNP extraordinary general meeting had approved any constitutional changes, the EHRC had seven days in which to complete a review and submit its opinion or objections in writing.The BNP would then be granted seven days in which to respond to the EHRC statement, whereupon both parties would then meet once again in court on 9 March.“The failure to complete their statement of claim in seven days either means that they are slow or more likely that they seek to reset the original claim to allege that the BNP’s policies make it impossible for ethnics to join, no matter what the membership criteria say,” Mr Griffin continued.“If that is the case, it is ludicrous. It will amount to the EHRC trying to dictate what policies political parties may or may not have and cuts to the very core of the democratic system.“All parties have policies which supporters of other parties do not like — that is the very reason why there are different parties,” Mr Griffin said.The BNP would still try to respond within the deadline despite the EHRC’s failure to meet its obligations, he added.

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  3. Anonymous

    Barnes looks like ming and thats flash gordon on the left." Ming,ming we only have 24 hours to save the BNP "" Dont worry we have Raj and a curry and a tennis bat from andy murray so get that raffle sorted "" You mean i have to go out in cold weather wearing jeans and leaflet like the old breed ? "" Yes and one day you will be blessed by Israel when we will become centre of the universe "

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  4. Anonymous

    'I tell you, if I ever meet that bloke from Griffinwatch I'll kill him. Cos he published my BNP expenses on his blog my girlfriend Tina has been kicking me in the balls for embarrassing her'.

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  5. Anonymous

    "Oh damn, it's the f@cking benefit fraud squad after me again. Just stand next to me and smile. Hopefully your smile or those f@ckin bright lights will detract their attention from me."

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